Words and Music by Matt Hanley

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Table has just three legs. Foot of water on the floor
Backyard’s gotta ginormous hole
Bikes have flat tires. Can’t drive the car
Was a hit by our friend Billy Joel

Sink calls for Dran-o, toilet needs a plunge
Only working TV is a phone
Our nest is a mess, look at most anything
You’ll shake your head and groan

There is one thing, we don’t have to fix
There is one thing, we don’t have to fix
There is one thing, we don’t have to fix
one … one .. one … one

Sewing machine can’t sew. Blow dryer won’t blow
None of our socks have a match
We have gin but no juice. Jack’s out of the box
Captain Morgan needs a new patch

There is one thing, we don’t have to fix.
There is one thing, we don’t have to fix.
There is one thing, we don’t have to fix.
one … one .. one … one

Home’s a disaster. But not all’s in a poor state
We have each other. Our love’s first rate

Racoons raid the trash can We’re out of OJ
AC is out for repairs
There’s a fire in the bedroom A spark in your eyes
That’s about all we should care

We are one thing we don’t have to fix
We are one thing we don’t have to fix
We are one thing we don’t have to fix
We’re one thing we don’t have to fix

© 2020 Matthew P. Hanley (BMI)